24th October, 2026

Twinkles Cabaret

Cross Keys, Hammersmith

With Arfie Mansfield, Alice Weleminsky-Smith (as Mr Arsey), Alice Winslow, Ben Fallaci, David Hoskin, Emma Rose Davies, Harrison Kirby (as Dr Jansen Majenkas), Jacob Hatton (as your neighbour), Josh Invain, Judy Rose Harris (as Climate Nana), Milly Allweis, Tuxedo Cat.

10th October, 2026

Quantum Leopard

Bold Elephant, London

With Alice Weleminsky-Smith (as Mr Arsey), Dipak Patel, Enrico Touché, Foo, James Ross, Louis Beer, Luke Rollason, Marc Salmon, Sooz Kempner, Verity Sharpe.